Mess Up a Wish

In this game the first person to post makes a wish and the next person to post tries to mess it up somehow and then makes their own wish. Then the next to post does the same thing.

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I wish I had a 1968 Shelby GT500KR

i wish that all 1968 shelby GT500KR's were destroyed and that i had all the xbox 360 games ever made.

i wish that the xbox 360 was never made, and that i was the strongest SGW player

Decipher

I'm sorry but you guys aren't getting it. You don't "wish" for their wish to go bad....

Instead of this:
i wish that the xbox 360 was never made, and that i was the strongest SGW player


as an example you do this:
granted but after you get them all, they vanish because of a time-space continuum glitch that caused them to never be made.
I wish I was the strongest SGW player




granted but a newbie to SGW cuts a swath through the path of destruction you made and annihilates you because of your cockiness

I wish i had the best defense on SGW

Pitty once you reach rank one in defence S T I turns around and decides to mass your account because you took his spot

I wish I had the largest raw UP in SGW's

Granted, but you get so many so fast, the population on your planets gets to big, and everyone flees in a thousand directions...


I wish the itch in my back would go away (cut nerves from back surgery {FEEL FREE TO MESS WITH })

Your itch is cured and so are your nerves.. Unfortunatly they wanted something in return for these acts so they left you paralyzed and unable to move from the waist down..

I wish I had more money to buy more christmas gifts

granted, but you buy the wrong gifts, and the people you bought them for start to pelt you with them


I wish I my appetite wasn't in overdrive (couldn't eat very much for 3 weeks after surgery, now I am always hungry)

you start slowing down on the amount of food you eat but slow down to such a point that you become anorexic and land up in ICU

I wish I could already drive

granted, but on your first drive, you wreck massively


I wish I could sleeeep

Granted, but you sleep through your final school exam and end up failing.

I wish I was a fish.

Granted but become a useless salmon and then you get owned by a nice tiger shark...

I wish that my wish to never go Christmas shopping again doesn't get messed up

Granted, but the wish falls on dead ears, and you have to Christmas shop for all time

Wished that RC had a wish xD

Crap


Granted, but no one can see it but me


I wish the new Stargate movies were already out

lol! granted but on its release everyone storms to watch it including you, unfortunately it is a huge let down and you loose all faithfulness towards the film

I wish I had a hamster (sorry couldn't think of anything else)

Granted, but your hamster eats too much gaseous food, inflates, and explodes, knocking the whole house down.

I wish I lived in Japan!

Granted but then the USA drop another nuke on your head

I wish I could sab Big A

Granted, but his ninja covert and anti covert agents that had remained hidden annihilate your covert strike


I wish I had a faster computer

granted. You go out an buy a brand new computer. unfortunately you bought from a stupid dealer and he mixed your parts so some didn't comply.. in the end the computer lands up being slower than the one you have now

I wish I could fly

Granted, but they are not out in ur country yet

i wish i for world domination and NOTHING U SAY CAN STOP IT>...

granted, but you are killed before you can see the end result


I wish, I could finish my car

Granted but as you complete the last touch a drunk drives smashes into your car destroying all the work you have put into it

I wish I could fly a helicopter

*mutters* I really hate you aiCh.....*

granted, but on your first solo flight you hit some power poles and the chopper explodes

I wish my comp didn't have viruses

Granted you load an Anti-Virus and it removes all your problems.. Unfortunately you forgot spyware and your system gets overloaded and your PC crashes

I hope Cape Town is FkIng extreme