Mess Up a Wish

Granted, but you lose your way back and have to live as a gypsy.

I wish I was ascended!

granted, but the sgw server went down and everything was wiped out after u were ascended!!

I wish i had a time machine..??

granted, but if you go forward the only place it will go is the end of the universe.... if you go back, you are caught in the big bang


I wish I could meet you guys

Granted, but I am a psychopath who kills my online friends when I meet them.

I wish I invented the internet.

Granted, but someone steals your invention before you can patent it and becomes rich


I wish I could learn to be a sniper in real life, not just video games

granted, to bad you lost you're eyesight


i wish there were more hours in a day

Granted, but this means you need that few extra hours sleep per night.

I wish I could run as fast as I wanted.

granted, but you run so fast your body vaporizes


I wish I had the Firefly Series on DVD

Granted, your dvd-player explodes


I wish i could fly

granted but a but you fly too high and shoot through the atmo and into deep space

Browncoat, you forgot to post your own wish.

crap



I wish I could go on a date with my girl (parents won't let me out cause i still need to "recover")

Granted, but she spontaniously combusts. Hot indeed.

I wish I had finally unlocked ****ing Sturm and Hachi on Advance Wars 2.

I got no idea what the h*ll that is so I have no way to mess it up


I wish the pain would go away (my girl got hurt, blamed me {Go ahead and mess with i could use the laugh})

Granted, but you are hit by a car and the pain became physical...

I wish I had a million dollars.

Granted, but it sets on fire. Somehow.

I wish I could go back to my new years party all over again.

Granted, but your time machine blows up when you get there and everyone dies....lol

I wish I could swim like a fish.

Granted, but then you get tired and sink.

I wish this wish was unmessable.

Granted, Your wish is un·meas·ur·a·ble, but god invented a new measurement system and the end was reached.

I wish I could control the universe

Granted, but you press the wrong button and the universe implodes


I wish I wasn't so nervous about starting college in 11 days

Granted, but you start college and flunk out...lol

I wish the Middle East would stop being Control freaks, drop their religious fighting and crush OPEC....

GRANTED. but as a result ww3 starts and nukes are killing every1

i wish the aliens come on earth faster..

GRANTED. But as a result 95% of the worlds population dies...

I wish had a 5.0 GPA

Granted, but it is in a dream


I wish Firefly had lasted more than one season

Granted, But as a result all other shows (except for stargate related ones) are cancelled.

I wish my wish could be not unwished even if the wish was wished...lol